Andrew Bates – Australian

Spunk. Sperm being Spent…

It surprises me that many woman are opting for Illegal Sperm Donation Banks rather than the Quickie in the Nightclub.

As portrayed in Boogie Nights, sex in the Nightclub with Dirk Diggler was fun, perhaps those days are over?

As desperate as these woman are to have beautiful children that are also talented, conveniently Donating Sperm is Legal in Australia and it looks like there is a lot of money to be made with Sperm Donors being paid as much as One Million Dollars.

Some Sperm Donors are Athletes, Musicians, Intellectuals as well of course the Good Looking amongst us. It is possible that young stars emerge at a young age and the investment in ‘Spunk‘¹ is well worth it.

Did you know it is known that young children can have great Ideas and also Inspire some.
For example, Shrek is a well known movie that was inspired by children adapting the well know tale of “The Frog Prince”, where the Princess turns the Frog into a Prince, of course in Shrek, it is the opposite.

Incidentally in the A-Lister World it is known the likes of Keith Urban’s net worth is $275 Million AU Dollars and Madonna’s is $2.5 Billion US Dollars.

In this World there is a lot of Money and ‘Spunk’ to be Spent…

It is known that these High Profile A-Listers are incredibly hard to contact. I have been attempting to contact Madonna for some time…

How do you contact the likes of Madonna???

By now you may thinking, what is this Blog really about?

If you haven’t guessed, Madonna Owes me money for my Spunk!

We made a Law-Abiding Deal and she said I was welcome to contact her about it in 1995.

Does anybody know how I contact Madonna about this issue, without breaking the Law?

Did Madonna Fancy a Quickie or was she a Desperado in search of excellence that was not Black?
More on this later if necessary, perhaps Madonna remembers…

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TO UPDATE: 14.07.25

By now you will also have realised that Keith Urban owes me money for my Sperm. I would like payment as agreed on our handshake, with clean hands of course…

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More on Madonna, Keith Urban and other fashionista’s later…

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Please forward this Blog to these people if applicable without causing harm, so they pay their Dues…
If necessary, I will remove this Post when I receive the money promised to me…

Hi Madonna, what do you say ?

Click here to make payment on my About page in Private and Confidential.

I emphasise, I do not believe I am breaking the Law by writing this Blog.

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1. According to the Urban Dictionary Spunk is ‘Another word for Sperm’ ↩︎