Andrew Bates – Australian

The Royals have interested me for sometime.

They seem to have a bit of Fun!

It seems Royal Bastards look after themselves when it comes to Finances.

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To Update 07.04.2026
The following information is through an unknown source:
As alarming as it might sound, and in my opinion distressful, a friend of Prince William, or perhaps himself, may have illegally accessed a Will I am entitled to in the UK.

I have been attempting to access it myself for the last few years.

The Will is under probate with a somewhat dodgy Legal Practice located in Slough, England.

I found the Legal Practice through the Australian Lost Will Registrar. Perhaps this registrar is also dodgy?

¹ Incidentally, Slough is known as the “Heroin capital of England”. I hope this drug has no part in the crime if it occurred. I would gladly press charges if plausible.

Does anyone have further information?

p.s. I was a King for a while.

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To Update 08.04.2026
I am led to believe musician Katy Perry is also somehow involved in the theft of the Will from a Legal Practice in Slough, United Kingdom.

Perhaps Katy Perry has information?

Russell Brand will likely know of the theft of the Will that belongs me, who else has information?

Perhaps Katy Perry’s mother of which I attended school with has information. I believe her name is Rowena Orr.

Rewards are offered to people that give me evidence in writing.

Go to my About page to leave me a private message relating to the crime.

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More info to come. Work in Progress…

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1. Extract from Google AI.
   The label of Slough as the “heroin capital of England” is not an official designation but rather a historical and media-driven reputation stemming from high levels of drug-related issues in the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
   Historical Context: In the early 2000s, Slough gained national attention for significant drug problems, with some reports and local discourse frequently highlighting its high concentration of heroin users and related crime.  ↩︎